Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Whipmanship
pffFFFFFFFFFFFFF
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Whip_Generation
FROGGY WE ARE MEANT TO BE
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Weaponry
aww yeahhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mayan_Deity_Physiology
Um. I win?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Absorption
Well… okay, I guess.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cetacean_Physiology
brb bein a narwhal
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Voice_Projection
This isn’t a super power, this is yelling. Yes this is accurate.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quality_Enhancement
The user of this power can increase the quality of things and people.
HAHA
HA
hAAAAA
I wish.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Breathing
Fire Breathing fuck yes!!! I am a goddamned dragon!
(Source: professorsteel)